David Beckham is totally cryptic about Angelina Jolie, Armani ads & affairs

Last week we reported on the rumor that Angelina Jolie and David Beckham might be teaming up for ads to promote the new Armani fragrance. It seemed too good to be true (and too funny to be true), but the rumor had a lot of life in it. Finally, some enterprising Extra reporter (story via OK!) accosted David Beckham and asked him flat-out if he and Angelina were going to be oiled up in Armani underpants for some hot, greasy fragrance-sellin’. And that’s where I kind of lost the thread of this story. David Beckham seems to want to flat-out deny the rumor, but then hedges a little with “I don’t think that’s true.” Hm… okay. Then Becks totally goes off about his marriage and Angelina and Brad. Read this and tell me if Becks is talking about Armani advertisements or a sexy affair

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David Beckham is no stranger to stripping down to his skivvies for Emporio Armani underwear ads — he even posed in some hot spots with wife Victoria Beckham — but the sexy soccer stud denies the rumors that he’s set to star in new ads with Angelina Jolie.

“I don’t think that’s true,” David tells Extra. “I definitely don’t think that’s true. Think it’s something put out in the press.”

Even if the opportunity arose to appear with Angie, Becks says it would be a no-go.

“She’s an amazing person and so is Brad. They’re an incredible couple — got an amazing family. You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.”

[From OK! Magazine]

“You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.” Uh… so are we still talking about Armani fragrances then? Or is Becks just riffing on how Posh wouldn’t let him get within ten feet of Angelina’s vagina? It’s not like Angie’s vadge is a Venus flytrap, Becks. She could conceivably shoot an ad with him and they could end up not having sex. Shocking, I know. Am I reading too much into this, or was Beckham’s answer really funny?